Arkansas State Residency Application

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Arkansas State Residency Application

ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION
Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_)
Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (_) Billy-Jefferson (Check appropriate
box)


Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A


Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right


Occupation: (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_)Unemployed


Spouse's Name: __________________________


Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin
(_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet


Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___


Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)


Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)


Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)


___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___
Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____
bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed


Model and year of your pickup: ___________194_


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_)The National Enquirer (_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide (_)Soap Opera Digest


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe: (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man


How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know