A little boy had never seen his mother naked before. One day he
saw and then he went to his father and asked, "Daddy, whats that
hairy thing down there. The father didn't know what to say. He
quickly said, "Oh thats a sponge." The next day the father got
home and asked the boy what he did today. He said, "Well, I
watched cartoons while mommy was upstairs washing the plummer's
face."