Retirement

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Retirement

Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of
their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom.


After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house sharing
situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger
than herself, since she is so active for her age.


Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?"


He replied, "Probably the same thing."