1. LOG ON:
Makin a wood stove hotter.
2. LOG OFF:
Don't add no more wood.
3. MONITOR:
Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
4. DOWNLOAD:
Gettin the farwood off the truk.
5. MEGA HERTZ:
When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
6. FLOPPY DISC:
Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
7. RAM:
That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
8. HARD DRIVE:
Gettin home in the winter time.
9. PROMPT:
Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
10. WINDOWS:
Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
11. SCREEN:
Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
12. BYTE:
Whut them dang flys do.
13. CHIP:
Munchies fer the TV.
14. MICRO CHIP:
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
15. MODEM:
Whut cha did to the hay fields.
16. DOT MATRIX:
Old Dan Matrix's wife.
17. LAP TOP:
Whar the kitty sleeps.
18. KEYBOARD:
Whar ya hang the dang keys.
19. SOFTWARE:
Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
20. MOUSE:
Whut eats the grain in the barn.
21. MAINFRAME:
Holds up the barn roof.
22. PORT:
Fancy Flatlander wine
23. ENTER:
Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:
Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
25. MOUSE PAD:
That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
