The Broccoli Defense The Broccoli Defense - The Funniest Joke The Broccoli Defense. What are the best jokes you know that make others laugh in less that 20 seconds? The Broccoli Defense

If you recall, when George Bush was President, he banned broccoli at formal dinners: 'When I was a little boy I hated broccoli, and I said, 'When I'm President of the United States, I won't have to eat broccoli!''Well, Clinton should use the Broccoli Defense: 'When I was in college and couldn't get laid, I said, 'When I'm President of the United States...''