The Human Couch

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The Human Couch

A woman with shortness on breath who weighed approximately 500 lbs was dragged
into the ER on a tarp by six firemen. While trying to undress the lady, an
asthma inhaler fell out of one of the folds under her arm. After an X-ray showed
a round mass on the left side of her chest her massive left breast was lifted to
find a shiny new dime. And last, but not least-- during a pelvic exam a TV
remote control was discovered in one of the folds of her crotch. She became
known as "The Human Couch."