A young man goes to the Doctor one morning and says "Doctor I got this problem".
"What is your problem?" replies the doctor.
"Well I'll show you" . . . he pulls down his pants and he has this great whacking hole in his bum . . .
How did you manage that?" asks the doctor . . . "Well let me explain . . . I went on holiday to Africa and this huge elephant bummed me.
Doctor says "hmmmm, but elephants only have little willies."
The man replies, "I know .... but he fingered me first"
