17> Store Finally Sets Price on Window Doggie
16> Salamander Planned Parenthood: "No Newts Is Good Newts!"
15> Hindenburg Crashes: "Oh, the Pigeonity!"
14> Administration Unable to Locate Bones Allegedly Buried in Terrier's Yard
13> Missing Ant Colony Found in Pants
12> Survey: Let Timmy Get His Own Ass Out of Well
11> New Study Links Leg-Humping to Being Put Outside
10> Widow Devours Husband in Poisonous Web of Deceit
9> Weekly Outbreaks of Bird-on-Bird Violence Continue as Eagles Beat Ravens and Falcons Pummel Seahawks
8> President Bonzo Accuses Rivals of Poo-Flinging Campaign
7> Mr. Ed to Be Next Mare? Voters Say Neigh!
6> Study: Desire for Pussy Causes Late-Night Howling
5> Bitch Leaves Newborns Behind Dumpster
4> Johnnie Cockapoo Tells Montecore Jury: "For Biting the Twit, You Can't Convict!"
3> Canine Honeymoon Dampened by Garden Hose
2> Hamster Offers Details of Spinning "Torture Chamber"
1> Huey, Louie, Dewey Defeat Truman
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