A man is rushing to work one day when he is knocked down by a
car. When he comes round in the hospital, his wife is sitting
next to the bed. He turns to her and says, "When I was unpopular
at school, you took the time to get to know me and we started
dating. When I failed my degree at university, you were there
beside me. When I couldn't get a job through failing my degree,
you were there beside me. When I did get a job, the same job I
have been doing for 15 years without a pay rise, you were there
beside me. I get run over, wake up in the hospital and you are
there beside me. I have something I really need to say to
you..." Choking back tears, the man's wife moves to sit on the
bed. She gently picks up her husband's hand in hers, "Yes my
darling?" He says, "FUCK OFF YOU WITCH! YOU BRING ME BAD LUCK!"
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