A little boy walks up to his mother and asks her "Mommy is God a male or female?"" His mother thought for a second and said ""Well God is both male and female."" The little boy left and came back 5 minutes later to ask his mother ""Mommy is God black or white?"" His mother replied ""Well God is both."" The boy being confused asked his mother ""Well mommy if God is all of those things than is God gay or strait?"" His mother replied in a shocking way ""Well God is also both of those."" After hearing this answer the boy looked up at his mother and asked ""Mommy is God Michael Jackson?""
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