This pregnant woman is in a bank getting some money when a maked gun-man runs in and robs the bank, on the way out he shoots the woman three times. She is rushed to hospital and the doctor assure her she and the babies are fine and the bullets are best left in her. The birth was indeed normal and she was blessed with three children.
--14 Years Later--
The first daughter walks up to her Mum and says "Mum, something odd just happened, I passed a bullet" The Mum was shocked by this but explains what happened to the girl.
--Later that day--
The second daughter walks up to her Mum and says "Mum, something odd just happened, I passed a bullet" The Mum was less shocked by this but explains what happened to the girl.
-- Later that evening--
The son walks up to her Mum and says "Mum, something odd just happened" The Mum now expecting this said "Let be guess you just passed a bullet ?" The boy looks shocked by this and says "No, I was having a wank and I shot the dog !"
