George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he
noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white
beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his
arms. He approached the man and asked reverently, "Aren't you
Moses?"
But the man wouldn't listen to him and continued walking. George
asked him again, "Aren't you Moses?"
The old man continued ignoring him, even turning his back on
little Bush. George grabs the man's arm, looks him right in the
eye and insists, "Answer me -- Aren't you Moses?"
The man replies, "I'm not saying a thing! The last time I spoke
to a Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!"
