there once was a man from nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
he said with a grin,as he wiped off his chin
if my ear were a cunt i would fuck it
Nantucket
No Fishing Bait
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon
realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he
happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm.
The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched
him up again and poured a little beer down his throat and went
about his fishing. An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug
at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three
more worms.
Newly-wed couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u husband: were married now u can tell me any thing wife: im flat chested husband: i dont believe u..prove it so she takes off her shirt husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too wife: were married now u can tell me any thing husband: im "weighed like a baby" wife: i dont believe you prove it so he takes off his pants wife: i thought u sayed u were weighed like a baby?? husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!
Shopping
A guy goes out to buy a pair of shoes. He sees these boots in the front window and buys them. When he went home he asked his wife if seh noticed anything different about him and he replied "no." He asked her again, "Come on look harder. Do u notice anything different about me?" the wife replied "no." So we went to the bathroom and and took off all of his clothes, and only had his boots on and came out. This time he asked her a little bit louder,"DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME! she replied, "no your penus was hanging down yesterday, its hanging down today and it will hang down tomorrow!" the husband said "do you know why its hanging down? because its looking at my new boots! the wufe replied "oh you should have brought a hat instead.
Bait my hook
With the advent of Spring in the US, a lot of avid fishermen are already out
there trying their luck. My sister-in-law's husband is probably one of the most
rabid around. Returning from a day of fishing near the Chesapeake Bay Bridge I
asked him if they were biting. He replied, "Were they? I had to lie down in the
boat just to bait my hook!"
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